Out of the Mouths of Babes

The twins have been saying some of the funniest things lately; some of which we can't laugh at when they say them, but we have ourselves a good chortle later. I figured I should write some of them down before I forget.

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May 2011, Looking at a Fisher-Price Catalog
Brayden: “I want this toy for Christmas!”
Makenzie: “Me too. And I want this one.”
Melinda: “I guess you will have to remember to ask Santa Clause for them.”
Makenzie: “Can you just call him right now and tell him, Mom?”

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May 2011
Andy: “Who goes faster when they push the jogging stroller, Mommy or Daddy?”
Twins: (In unison) “DADDY!”
Makenzie: “Plus, Mommy goes (panting) AH- HUUH, AH-HUUH, AH-HUUH.”

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May 2011
Lexi: “Waaaaaah!” Crying at the top of her lungs.
Andy: “Your breaking my heart, Lexi. You’re breaking my heart!”
Kenz: “Don’t worry, Daddy. I’ll buy you a new one.”

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April 2011, A few days before I left to visit my sister.
Brayden: “Mom, you really need to go to Texas. I want to play with Daddy.”

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March 2011, While eating dinner at Chili's
Makenzie: YELLED, "Mommy, mommy that lady is BLACK!"
To make the situation even more embarassing: The "lady" was actually a MAN!

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November 2010, Thanksgiving Dinner
Brayden: “I’m thankful for my parents.”
Makenzie: “Not me. I’m thankful for My Gym!”

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September 2010
Makenzie: “Mom, will I grow a penis when I'm older?”

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August 2010
Brayden: "Dad, can you help me get something out of the toy box outside?"
Dad: "You can get it out."
Brayden: "No, I can’t. (Stuffing his hands in his pocket, while bowing and shaking his head.) It’s too damn high, Dad. Too damn high."

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Now it's your turn. I want to hear the funniest thing your son/daughter/niece/nephew/whatever has said!